theactorsmind:

raeloganthemephilesfangirl:

charlottec21:

I love it how when Snape draws out his wand there are audible gasps but when Mcgonagall draws her wand there people are screaming out of the way.

They just know better.

damn snape is piss-OH MOTHERFUCKING SHIT, MOVE OUT, CLEAR THE WAY, MCGONAGALL IS PISSED.

theactorsmind:

raeloganthemephilesfangirl:

charlottec21:

I love it how when Snape draws out his wand there are audible gasps but when Mcgonagall draws her wand there people are screaming out of the way.

They just know better.

damn snape is piss-OH MOTHERFUCKING SHIT, MOVE OUT, CLEAR THE WAY, MCGONAGALL IS PISSED.

221b-interrobang:

justfortheloveofdanandphil:

221bitssmallerontheoutside:

h0-llah:

explorethecity:

ticktockdonttouchtheclock:

Every time it appears on my dash.

I will reblog it.

So simple yet so clever

it kinda scares me…

I wonder how many hipsters reblog this not realizing it’s doctor who

^ Shit I actually thought this was from Catching Fire cause of the whole arena being a clock thing..

me too oh shit

(Source: iraffiruse)

yeatru:

awwww-cute:

A Seeing Eye Dog on his first day

he knows he’s gonna do such a good job

yeatru:

awwww-cute:

A Seeing Eye Dog on his first day

he knows he’s gonna do such a good job

samchekov:

crystalmath:

bubonickitten:

image

the authors of this textbook were clearly high as a kite when they wrote this chapter

WEENIE SPEED HOIYL FUC

Weenie factor 8 Mr sulu

dallonbeckoned:

what if panic actually released a disco song

feathery-soul:

depressing—quotes:

agnosticwitch:

feathery-soul:

sherlck:

wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs 

also wear shoes that aren’t your actual size and use gloves if you have to touch anything

what the hell is this here? A how-to-commit-the-perfect-crime??

helping others is always nice

also if you know someone you can’t stand leave some of their hair at the crime scene

shipsnamedenterprise:

*planet explodes* *removes one earbud* what

(Source: i-keep-cruising)

tomatogami:

im sorry but i only listen to real music

image

fishslut:


of-the-yellow-ajah:

unbuttonedinawood:

i never thought i’d write the words “deeply evil carpet” but. seriously. what a deeply evil carpet that is.

And what you should do is to put this over an actual trap, like a hole in the floor so people will be like “Oh ha ha ha that’s soooo funny, it’s a rug!” And then fall through it. 

are you satan

fishslut:

of-the-yellow-ajah:

unbuttonedinawood:

i never thought i’d write the words “deeply evil carpet” but. seriously. what a deeply evil carpet that is.

And what you should do is to put this over an actual trap, like a hole in the floor so people will be like “Oh ha ha ha that’s soooo funny, it’s a rug!” And then fall through it. 

are you satan

(Source: jrcbouillabaisse)

treasure:

how to take a test: cry on the paper and the choice closest to your tear is the answer

m4rcianos:

rose0x0x:

elikaruna:

omg I was expecting it to do something scary and then
and then
omg

reblogged this last year, and have to do it again just because its halloween!

m4rcianos:

rose0x0x:

elikaruna:

omg I was expecting it to do something scary and then

and then

omg

reblogged this last year, and have to do it again just because its halloween!

lecterings:

'where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago' an autobiography i'll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.