livingina-hidingplace:

faineemae:

"You plagiarized a sentence in an essay? Expelled & we’ll make it hard for you to enroll into another school ever again."

"You raped and assaulted a student on campus? You can come back to school."

fuck the education system

I will never NOT reblog this.

mcsnuggie:

at this point my blood is probably 4.3% pasta sauce

phoebewilliamstv:

chartini:

avenging-sherl0ck:

productofcanada:

joceln:

canada looks really broken

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u ok canada

We are slowly trying to distance ourselves from the US…piece by piece.

be free

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Canada: “sorry eh” 

owldude:

petscribbler:

What if Daft Punk never breaks up or dies they just hand off their helmets to really amazing musicians that continue making music for them and they just become these immortal beings that no one is really sure who they are anymore they’re just always there

what if this has already happened years ago

(Source: bannannibal)

emoij:

When you don’t understand something in class but everyone else does 

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yer-a-wizard-castiel:

becoming a parent means being the one to get the wasp out of the room and idk if i’m prepared to do that

(Source: nerdygabriel)

koschei-the-ginger:

karkat-barakat:

So yesterday I got bored so I made a Facebook account for an egg

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And I friended a bunch of my friends and some strangers and posted some really dumb Facebook updates

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And people started messaging me so I responded

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And one person proposed to me

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And then she blocked me so I made a status about it

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Holy shell I need a life

why does an Egg have better social life than me

pickingupthepeicesceleste:

I’M LOTE3RALLY LAUGHINF SO HARD RM

pickingupthepeicesceleste:

I’M LOTE3RALLY LAUGHINF SO HARD RM

(Source: therussianlife)

automatically:

when you accidentally touch a piece of gum under a desk

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mistitled:

*cares more about TV show characters and their problems than my own*

(Source: mistitled)

guidetrainlove:

One that maintains a conversation record.YES
FUCKING
PLEASE

guidetrainlove:

One that maintains a conversation record.

YES

FUCKING

PLEASE

(Source: damianshadow)

rolan-pard:

“every time you post something online the entire world sees it”

yeah then explain to me why my post doesn’t have more notes

If i didn't know who you are and I looked at your tumblr I would think that your mentally insane.
hellokinkiy

danisnotonfire:

thank you that means so much to me